Yelp Users' Reviews of Various McDonald's Locations,

Yelp Users' Reviews of Various McDonald's Locations.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Sapulpa, OK


Burnt burgers and nasty toppings. I ordered just a plain meat and cheese quarterpounder and they just scraped off the toppings that they had on it and served it to me. I hate pickles because their taste is so strong. I gave up on the burger and realized that the fries had to be made from something else besides potatoes. I sear they were just hollowed out fried batter in the shape of fries. Nasty, worthless people that work there. Oh and one last thing, very rude when going through the drive through, because apparently I take too long to order when NOBODY else is in the drive through (should of taken it as a hint).

Friday, March 30, 2012

Tulsa, OK


What's the haps!? Went into this McDonalds and their menu is the same as the one by my house! I asked to speak to the manager and inquired as to why he hasn't taken the initiative and spiced up the menu a bit and made his McDonalds stand out and become a shining star in a sea of bland menus that were all the same and he looked at me like he didn't understand. My ideas of installing a brick pizza oven and showing those pizza hut guys a thing or two mcdonalds style were met with blank stares. Obviously this manager was not a visionary, and I told him so, bluntly.

Definitely will not be going back(mostly because I'm banned from this McDonalds now)
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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Bixby, OK


Eating at McDonalds is a lot like sleeping with your ex. There is something comforting in the familiarity, it's good while it lasts, but after it's over, there is an overwhelming sense of shame and regret. This is how it is every time I bite into a double cheeseburger and with every sip of Orange Hi-C...which doesn't really taste like the fruit, but accurately tastes like the color. What else can you really say about Mc-E-Dees? At the end of the day, it will break your heart and cause you to gain 20 lbs. Just like that ex.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Tulsa, OK


Honestly, go here if you prefer your iced coffee to taste like palpable liquid fertilizer.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Witchita, KS


I don't usually say anything bad about a Delano business, but this is perhaps the saddest McDonald's in the entire chain. It's not uncommon to find every table in the Playplace covered in garbage. Tonight there was a cleaning rag left on one of the tables, indicating that someone started to clean it, sometime... or maybe they just decided to let customers clean their own tables. It really wasn't clear.

The facility is nice. They've remodeled, repeatedly. (Dear store owner: That's not the problem.) Unfortunately, they've added TV's every time, which hasn't really been an improvement.

If you want a burger, go to TJ's. If you want fast food, go to Subway. If you gotta have McD's, go over to the one Broadway or something.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Wilmington, DE


As far as fast food chains go, this is definitely in my top 10. I was hungry, and because it was a nice day, I decided to eat in my car. The drivethrough was very convenient for this purpose. Each time I wanted more food I just drove out to the highway and turned around at the next light, then on back into the parking lot for another round with the delightful and helpful staff. I ended up eating about 6 or 7 burgers, one at a time to let them hit my tummy (watching my weight, those khakis are getting tight).

My only complaint was the pickles - when I made a movement the next day they didn't exactly make for solid structure.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Akron, OH


Worst anything ever. I live in the area. Nothing is ever right, the employees are borderline handicapped, and it's McDonalds... Epic fail.

This is the only McDonald's where the window attendant literally threw my fries at me.
Definitely one of the rudest McDonald's in the city.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Akron, OH


It's McDonald's.... with ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!

This joint displays its testicular fortitude from the get-go. Nastiness over the speaker, demanding that you call the sandwiches "McDoubles" now instead of Double Cheeseburgers. Complete silence and a snarl when you pay. Then, when you get to the food window, the employees show you what's up by screaming at each other for 15 minutes (with the little window open) while you sit helpless waiting for your food. And don't dare divert your attention, because if you aren't ready when a bag comes flying out the window, you know that shit's hitting the ground.

They finish shoving the metaphorical thorny 12-inch dildo up your ass by giving you an order of cold rubbery fries prepared sometime during the Clinton administration that only half-way fill the little container, a Snack Wrap with extra lettuce when you ordered it without, and a smaller-than-wanted Coke that syrup forgot to enrich.

You'll really want to take all that shit back and return it, because you got just ripped off faster than the arms on a meathead's new t-shirt. You know they might get things right the second time, but they'd be swapping that snack wrap lettuce for some nice, chunky phlegm, courtesy of the cooking staff.

Don't ask for a refund, though. You might get knifed.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Rochester, NM


I recently visited this McDonald's to try the often lauded but illusive McRib.

While it was tastier than anticipated, it is hardly worth the cult-like status it has earned thanks to its ephemeral nature. The tangy, sweet sauce overpowers all tastes, with the onions and pickles becoming mere hints. The patty, which McDonald's states is processed pork shoulder, but vegans claim to be the shredded heart, intestine, stomach and anus of the pig that played "Babe," is nearly tasteless. It seems like a pork scented sauce delivery vehicle.

Though I was not blown-away by the taste, I found myself immediately craving another. Several days later, the thought of one still makes me salivate. It's quite odd.

At $2.79, the McRib seems like it sports a very healthy profit margin for McDonald's. I regret that I am not a shareholder.

As for this McDonald's location, the drive-through was the busiest that I have witnessed at 6 PM in this city. It is exclusively staffed by the high school-aged, and it is reasonably quick and efficient. I was not particularly impressed by the service I received, but found the choreographed ballet of the ten or so staff members packed into the drive-through window area fascinating. My fellow counter customers and I also experienced rather long wait times for our food.

Almost all routes out of Rochester will take you past another McDonald's. Consider them over this location for the sake of simple expediency.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Dover, NH


Meh. It's mcdonalds, bratty kids and stuff that hardly passes for edible, but a life saver when I have no time for dinner... but i regret it. Go to panera, same price, no heart attack