Hoboken, NJ

The freaks sure do come out at night! As Busta would say, I respect my conglomerate, but this particular location attracts an unnerving amount of crazies once the sun goes down. Came here with my boyfriend and our friend for quick food before we went out for the night around 9:30PM. There wasn't much happening or so we thought, until my friend got Hi-C Orange all down her back. Turns out the couple behind us was having a lover's quarrel and resorted to the old middle-school habit of a FOOOOOOD FIIIIGHHHTTTT !!! Half eaten chicken nuggets and McDoubles strewn about, but don't worry, the homeless guy lurking in the corner crept out to pick on their leftovers once they got kicked out... On the several other occasions I've gone here, it's usually just packed with the 20-30 Y.Os who you avoided at the bar earlier in the night but they happen to still "be in the neighborhood." Your best bet is to take your food and run. The food is your typical McD's fare, but it's kinda lame they eliminate like half the menu (most notably the dollar menu) at night- I guess it's because everyone who pops in is to wasted too care!

Bixby, OK

Eating at McDonalds is a lot like sleeping with your ex. There is something comforting in the familiarity, it's good while it lasts, but after it's over, there is an overwhelming sense of shame and regret. This is how it is every time I bite into a double cheeseburger and with every sip of Orange Hi-C...which doesn't really taste like the fruit, but accurately tastes like the color. What else can you really say about Mc-E-Dees? At the end of the day, it will break your heart and cause you to gain 20 lbs. Just like that ex.