New York, NY

McLean, VA

You bet your tush I'm reviewing a McD's! Laugh it up, I'd give myself a "funny" for this one if I could. Which fast food chain has the best fries? Uh...McD's (hm...excluding Arby's curly fries, those are fun and yum.) Which fast food chain has better frozen sweet treats? McD's (yeah, put that Frosty down and grab a McFlurry!) What is more classic than a happy meal from McD's? Nothing. Of all the kids meals I've had in my adult life, none make my heart smile like a kid's meal from McDonalds. So it was a long day, I needed a burger. Specifically, a McDonald's burger. I got my one patty burger...and split a McRib...and fries...and their limited time only, Pumpkin Pie. Once I bit into my burger and felt the stress exit my body, and the fat come in. Long day, over. As for the McRib I was told I must try, I've come to the conclusion that I think I could live without. Too many onions, too little sauce. It was just weird. The pumpkin pie I bought on impulse? I could also live without. It tasted like canned pumpkin shoved into their pie crust. Of course you can get much better burgers, fries, pie, etc. elsewhere but, when it comes to fast food, you know every now and again you just can't resist getting some delicious crap from here.

Holland, MI

I only recall 2 instances in which I was at this McDonalds. 1. I was drunk 3 years ago and starving and ordered 2 hamburgers. When I realized I forgot to order fries, I decided to walk up to the cashier and say, "Excuse me, I forgot to order fries, can you do me a favor and give me some fries?". She stared at me for a second, turned away for 2 seconds, grabbed a brown bag, and dumped a pile of fries in the bag and handed it to me with a smile, for free! 2. Last week, I was starving and I planned on going to BK next door, but it was closed because it was Thanksgiving. Screw you BK! This McDonalds is clutch, but outside of the subpar food...I'll still give it 3 stars.

Wilmington, DE

As far as fast food chains go, this is definitely in my top 10. I was hungry, and because it was a nice day, I decided to eat in my car. The drivethrough was very convenient for this purpose. Each time I wanted more food I just drove out to the highway and turned around at the next light, then on back into the parking lot for another round with the delightful and helpful staff. I ended up eating about 6 or 7 burgers, one at a time to let them hit my tummy (watching my weight, those khakis are getting tight).

My only complaint was the pickles - when I made a movement the next day they didn't exactly make for solid structure.