Austin, TX

Beware, the john is like a walk-in freezer. Holy crap. I like cold, but I have to hope the ladies' isn't so polar; not a place to get one's ass out lightly.

Also, no playscape. Once saw a small boy here running in circles, crying disconsolately "where can I play? where can I play?" Thought for him "it's all downhill from here, man. McDonald's could've abated the pain of existence slightly, for a time, but chose not to."

Low-carb breakfast of 3 scrambled eggs, 2 sausage patties, and large iced black coffee: $8

Austin, TX

I'm in the bathroom at this McDonalds right now.

There's no toliet paper in here.

Somebody bring me toliet paper. Also, my nuggets are on the table. Please don't touch them.

Federal Way, WA

My toddler took me on a tour of bathrooms on our Thanksgiving jaunt to grandmas house. This one was the pits. Really nasty. I had to hold him up over the toilet so he didn't touch it. The place is kind of sketchy in general, but at least it was open on Thanksgiving for a few hours. Food was regular Mc D's fare. One nice thing is if you drive out the back of the parking lot and turn the wrong way, there's a carpool onramp about 1 block away and you're right back on the road!

Los Angeles, CA

Knoxville, TN

I had visions of a McFlurry. I just didn't know what kind I wanted. M&M? Butterfinger? Hmm.

It all vanished the moment I stepped into the restroom. When I had to roll up my pants, because I was afraid of letting them touch the floor. When I considered taking my toddler to another place. When there were "things better left unsaid" everywhere. Usually we depend on McDonalds for our stops. Not this one. A person even came in to ask about the condition of the restroom. I told her and trusted that she would solve the issue, only to return to see that she just emptied the trash, and left behind everything else. I would like to believe she had intentions to return. Somehow, I just don't know.

As there were individuals eating there, and I did not because I had lost my appetite, I can not rate the food. I can say that you may need to consider the food a possibility but look elsewhere to take your child to the restroom.

New York, NY

FILTHY BATHROOMS
RUDE WORKERS

I was told to use the restroom on the second floor, when I went up stairs a woman mopping the floor (American) who had her thug boyfriend sitting there yelled "get up you ain't sittin up here" (I wasn't sitting) and I replied "I'm waiting for the restroom" and she responds "Don't be sittin up here" at that point I just ignored her. Upon entering the restroom puddles of urine all over the floor, feces, graffiti on the wall, I finally respond "Try a little harder to clean the restroom" of course she started cursing and yelling. These are the type of people McDonald's franchises hire, the lowest of the low. I'm sure plenty of college kids could do those jobs but they hire the lowest of the low. Sad.