Yelp Users' Reviews of Various McDonald's Locations,

Yelp Users' Reviews of Various McDonald's Locations.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Wilmington, DE


As far as fast food chains go, this is definitely in my top 10. I was hungry, and because it was a nice day, I decided to eat in my car. The drivethrough was very convenient for this purpose. Each time I wanted more food I just drove out to the highway and turned around at the next light, then on back into the parking lot for another round with the delightful and helpful staff. I ended up eating about 6 or 7 burgers, one at a time to let them hit my tummy (watching my weight, those khakis are getting tight).

My only complaint was the pickles - when I made a movement the next day they didn't exactly make for solid structure.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Akron, OH


Worst anything ever. I live in the area. Nothing is ever right, the employees are borderline handicapped, and it's McDonalds... Epic fail.

This is the only McDonald's where the window attendant literally threw my fries at me.
Definitely one of the rudest McDonald's in the city.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Akron, OH


It's McDonald's.... with ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!

This joint displays its testicular fortitude from the get-go. Nastiness over the speaker, demanding that you call the sandwiches "McDoubles" now instead of Double Cheeseburgers. Complete silence and a snarl when you pay. Then, when you get to the food window, the employees show you what's up by screaming at each other for 15 minutes (with the little window open) while you sit helpless waiting for your food. And don't dare divert your attention, because if you aren't ready when a bag comes flying out the window, you know that shit's hitting the ground.

They finish shoving the metaphorical thorny 12-inch dildo up your ass by giving you an order of cold rubbery fries prepared sometime during the Clinton administration that only half-way fill the little container, a Snack Wrap with extra lettuce when you ordered it without, and a smaller-than-wanted Coke that syrup forgot to enrich.

You'll really want to take all that shit back and return it, because you got just ripped off faster than the arms on a meathead's new t-shirt. You know they might get things right the second time, but they'd be swapping that snack wrap lettuce for some nice, chunky phlegm, courtesy of the cooking staff.

Don't ask for a refund, though. You might get knifed.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Rochester, NM


I recently visited this McDonald's to try the often lauded but illusive McRib.

While it was tastier than anticipated, it is hardly worth the cult-like status it has earned thanks to its ephemeral nature. The tangy, sweet sauce overpowers all tastes, with the onions and pickles becoming mere hints. The patty, which McDonald's states is processed pork shoulder, but vegans claim to be the shredded heart, intestine, stomach and anus of the pig that played "Babe," is nearly tasteless. It seems like a pork scented sauce delivery vehicle.

Though I was not blown-away by the taste, I found myself immediately craving another. Several days later, the thought of one still makes me salivate. It's quite odd.

At $2.79, the McRib seems like it sports a very healthy profit margin for McDonald's. I regret that I am not a shareholder.

As for this McDonald's location, the drive-through was the busiest that I have witnessed at 6 PM in this city. It is exclusively staffed by the high school-aged, and it is reasonably quick and efficient. I was not particularly impressed by the service I received, but found the choreographed ballet of the ten or so staff members packed into the drive-through window area fascinating. My fellow counter customers and I also experienced rather long wait times for our food.

Almost all routes out of Rochester will take you past another McDonald's. Consider them over this location for the sake of simple expediency.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Dover, NH


Meh. It's mcdonalds, bratty kids and stuff that hardly passes for edible, but a life saver when I have no time for dinner... but i regret it. Go to panera, same price, no heart attack

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sioux City, IA


Not much to say about this except that it is one of the better Mc Donalds in a wal-mart that I have eaten at. Always clean and if your not eating, no sitting down to rest. Keeps it nicer that way.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Colorado Springs, CO


I made my yearly pilgrimage to a McDonalds once again, as it was time for the McRib.

Once again, I was reminded of why I don't go to McDonalds.

Is it the worst place in the world? No, but why try to find someplace worse?

I get it's McDonalds so there is only so much you can expect but dayum. Angus bacon cheddar wrap minus the bacon. Bacon ranch salad and half the lettuce was black and borderline rotten. Carrots were like boot leather. No straw for my iced tea. My money would have been better spent elsewhere.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Lake Havasu City, AZ


I chilled out in this mcdonald's after an afternoon hike from the london Bridge and through the Rotary Park. This was the right time to try strawberry lemonade.
On a hot day the new strawberry lemonade is a tasty and inexpensive drink to requench your thirst. It is a refreshing alternative to cola or gatoraide. Some people may complain that it is kind of powdery.
As far as this Mcdonald's, it is a square floor plan with an indoor playground. The interior is modern. Personally, I think that this Mcdonald's should have been given an England theme to compliment the London Bridge. It would be a Mcdonald's to remember.
Being so close to the London Bridge this would still be a convenient Mcdonald's to hang out in. However the deal is that you cannot hang out here more than thirty minutes while dining here. That is the clear impression that I got from all the signs posted throughout the dining area.
Regardless of the interior and posted time limits on hanging out here, I have no qualms over this Mcdonald's.

Dont expect this McDonalds to have anything that a traditional McDonalds has. Just go on and get your 50 piece and be on your merry way.

The people are a mix of 900 year old people and 12 year old kids and everything in between.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Carson City, NV


took my 6 year old here for a quick bite to eat, of course she ordered a cheeseburger kids meal. when we got it she got right into it and half way through it I asked her how the cheeseburger was and she said "the cheese is good!" yea, it should as there was no meat patty inside! Needless to say it was fixed quickly.

Cold mushy fries, broken soda dispenser, and nasty burgers in a dead strip mall with a playplace full of screaming kids. I ordered the fries "very hot" and got ice cold fries with some marketing line about "made fresh this morning" (AT 3PM!) when I complained and offered more cold fries out of the same pile.. I like most McDonalds, but this particular store is very poorly managed.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Southfield, MI


yes, i know i yelped a mcdonalds restaurant, reason is they have this sick ass combo meal that ive never seen before, cause i live in CA. they have a meal thats called mighty wings combo!! fried chicken wings! man some wings....at mcdonalds!