Yelp Users' Reviews of Various McDonald's Locations,

Yelp Users' Reviews of Various McDonald's Locations.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Berkeley, CA


Last time I came here I saw a guy smoke crack in the women's bathroom. Or, at least, I saw a guy walk into the women's bathroom holding a crack pipe and walk out looking like he had just been hit by a brick.

Other than that, it's a regular McDonald's.

Monday, January 30, 2012

New York, NY


Would you like roaches with that?


More expensive prices than in wealthier areas of Manhattan. Long lines. Slow service in general. Oh, and I watched TWO PEOPLE GET STABBED HERE TODAY. Yes, I'm serious.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Reno, NV


I had the extreme pleasure of meeting the above Yelper and she is right on the money...EWWWW. It was starting to rain, so the inside Play Place at a McDonalds seemed like the happening place to go so we could talk while my little one played. Besides smelling like urine, not one table was cleaned! No one ever came in! My daughters socks were BLACK when we were done and she only went up and down two or three times. I like totally disinfected her from head to toe when we got home!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Berkeley, CA


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As one meanders down Shattuck, leaving the melodious screech of that tone-deaf Asian grandpa violinist plopped in front of the Downtown BART, he/she will encounter the wondrous and familiar smell of cooking fry grease and meat patties fulminating to perfection under fluorescent lighting.

This is where the fantasy ends as the aroma of McDonald's fare fails to mask the stench of urine, cigarettes, and whiskey emanating from the many homeless that make this establishment their dining room, restroom, and even shower. If you enjoy listening to a crazed bearded hobo debating to himself the follies of letting unicorns draft the new health care bill or the imminent invasion of the U.S. by soulless Chinese robots powered by youTube- then by all means sit right down in the hard, uncomfortable booths where a runaway street urchin has probably made love on with his dog.

In terms of food, it is sub-par, even for McDonald's. Something is just completely off about the Big Mac. Everything is bloody soggy including the fries...and don't get me started on the lie that is the crispy chicken sandwich. I really don't understand how this occurs, but I suspect it is due to the staff having lost some of their functionary motor skills when their souls were sucked from their orifices. This tends to happen whilst working with patrons that are constantly trying to pay in bird seed, bubble gum, and empty aluminum cans.

TL;DR
Overall, 2 stars because man I still frickin love Mickey D's, but unless you want to vicariously experience rock-bottom destitution via the regulars here, stay clear.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Santa Clara, CA


Chocolate dipped cones...this was the first McDonald's to ever offer it to me! I went in one in Castro Valley last week and they have it now...so it must be something new. I just read up on the calories though and it doubles the calories of the cone...so it may be better off to just order two cones!

Everything else is pretty standard McDonald's.

I am a cone-a-holic and I have noticed some McDonald's cones are "thicker" for example it seems the machine may be a bit colder? because they melt slower, This one has the good consistency.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

New York, NY


FILTHY BATHROOMS
RUDE WORKERS

I was told to use the restroom on the second floor, when I went up stairs a woman mopping the floor (American) who had her thug boyfriend sitting there yelled "get up you ain't sittin up here" (I wasn't sitting) and I replied "I'm waiting for the restroom" and she responds "Don't be sittin up here" at that point I just ignored her. Upon entering the restroom puddles of urine all over the floor, feces, graffiti on the wall, I finally respond "Try a little harder to clean the restroom" of course she started cursing and yelling. These are the type of people McDonald's franchises hire, the lowest of the low. I'm sure plenty of college kids could do those jobs but they hire the lowest of the low. Sad.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

San Francisco, CA


This place is dismal. It smells like a nursing home. Druggies, sick people, wretched hookers & pimps, homeless people. I won't knock McDonalds, because it is what it is.. but this place makes me lose my appetite. The Burger King around the corner on 16th is slightly better.

This is a wonderful restaurant. I took a date here and we had a seat near the window overlooking the BART station. We were attended by an older mexican gentlemen who even offered extra ketchup and napkins. MY double quarter pounder was cooked well done, its like they already knew how I like my meat! My coke was also fresh and didnt taste watered down. I caught an animated movie in the corner at the kids area, to make for a complete date.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Issaquah, WA


This place is bad even for a McDonald's. I posted a picture of my old Chicken Selects I paid six bucks for. I sent th back in hopes of some that where cooked TODAY! The cashier totally forgot about my replacement food and I had to scarf it down like a pig who hasn't eaten in a week. Forget about even a sorry. This place sucks.

My horrible lunch happened with two managers sitting in the lobby and a third interviewing LOUDLY a potential employee. Proof three managers can't handle this hell hole!

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Berkeley, CA


Look, I'm a SoCal girl. I like my food fast, greasy, and full of bad sh!t that'll kill me. I love chains. Yeah, I'll eat a salad, but I'm not going to go to McDonalds for it.

One Star off because I don't buy into all this organic, healthy sh!t. I can cook that at home. If I wanted an amazing meal, I'd go to a real restaurant.
But no. I just want some damn chicken nuggets, and you know what Berkeley?

2nd one off because I shouldn't need to 1) Get accosted by the crack heads that live here and the degenerates that work here
2) have an army of people escort me because I'm too afraid of the guy who likes to snatch people and drag them out.

3rd star off: Yeah, Its happened when I've come here. And no one does anything.
Goddamn it berkeley, f.u.c.k all your stupid crackhead bums.

4th star off for allowing people to live here! Seriously people, you're cool with it? Is this why there's no chains? I'm more scared of this McDonalds than the shadiest, rapiest, druggiest corners of LA.

BUT!
They have CHICKEN NUGGETS! That's what gets a star.