New York, NY

Worst. McDonald's. Ever. I don't look to McD's for exceptional food, but I do turn to the golden arches when I want speedy service, a selection of standard items and some hot, salty fries. At this craptastic location you will get: ... service so slow you might get lucky and have two people drop out of line while you wait. Or you might get to watch one of four employees munch on fries while staring listlessly at the growing line of customers. ... inventory so mismanaged they were out of both Sweet Tea and bbq sauce... IN HARLEM. ... equipment so broken only one register was working, and it broke while I was paying. ... employees who will argue with you that the basics of math are just WRONG. ($20 - $6.74 = $13 according to them, the manager even broke out a calculator to show me. Awkward.) ... patrons who get into fights while waiting on line, and staff that will do nothing about it. ... a facility so dirty that there were multiple sauce tops stuck to the window at the register, that no staff person had taken the second to peel off. All in all, if I only had two letters to describe this McD's, they would be EW.

Southfield, MI

yes, i know i yelped a mcdonalds restaurant, reason is they have this sick ass combo meal that ive never seen before, cause i live in CA. they have a meal thats called mighty wings combo!! fried chicken wings! man some wings....at mcdonalds!

New York, NY

What can I say? Sometimes you're just in the mood for some McDonalds chicken nuggets and fries, or the excellent sausage biscuit if you can wake yourself up early enough in the morning. One great advantage to this location is that it's open 24 hours, so it makes a perfect stop at the end of a night of partying. Do be warned that there can actually be a decently long line on weekends, beginning around 2:00 AM to 4:00 AM, more a function of sloooow service though, although I'm sure it doesn't make sense to keep the restaurant fully staffed just to meet the 2:00 AM drunk rush. Inside, you'll find you're typical 80's / 90's pastel pink and turquoise MCDonald's with a weird fusion of some of their modern McCafe design touches. That and the creepy Ronald statue sitting on the bench facing the door... Come for the Mcnuggets, stay for the frightening clown statue.

Brooklyn, NY

I love thiss placee foreall, best place to get your mc.donalds

This Mickey Ds is dirty they take to long and it closes early. I've been to better.

I'll frequent the Golden Arches for their soft serve, apple pies, and fries any day.

Brooklyn, NY

pretty much my least favorite mcdonalds ever. ugh.

This McDonald's is the worst of any I have ever been to. I do not have high expectations when visiting a McDonald's but this location could not even meet those. I'm just going to bullet the main points that forced me to give this location 1 star:

*The 2nd floor was roped off leaving only the four small tables on the first floor (albeit that I was there at 9PM, I have been here before during the day and the 2nd floor was still closed) *The floors were filthy. *I ordered a McChicken from the DOLLAR Menu, but it cost $1.49. So I changed to a McDouble from the DOLLAR Menu that cost $1.09. If you can't stick with the DOLLAR concept than redesign your menu, you billionaire corporation. *The ketchup packets that were dropped into my takeout bag were leaking and stuck together. *The only thing that I can say good about this location was that the food was the same old average McDonalds food. Really, how can anybody mess that up. But because I couldn't eat it inside the restaurant, it was cold by the time I got home to eat it.

Queens, NY

just went to this McDonald's feeling like some their fries. I had to toss the fries away. the fries has no taste and it's cold. It seems that it has been sitting there for hours. you would think the would serve you some fresh cooked fries. Hate the food. my boy friend asked for Angus burger with onion only. I guess when you ask 'only' it means they only give you meat patti with whatever the only is. where's the bacon and cheese? told my boyfriend next time must ask for everything without ketchup, mustard, and pickles. there should be a rule that MacDonald can't serve old fries. if the fries has been sitting in the burner for more than 20mins it should be tossed. god I hate to not getting what I want.

Beverly Hills, MI

The Beverly Hills, Southfield Road, McDonald's location is consistent. They demonstrate CONSISTENT INDIFFERENCE. Consistently SLOW. Consistently COLD FOOD and/or wrong food orders. Consistent HIGHER PRICES than other locations. Consistently have to dodge HUGE POTHOLES in their drive-thru. The employees are miserable and I don't blame them.

Drive another mile and a half to the McDonald's team on Woodward and 13 Mile. They'll make it worth it (and their menu is significantly cheaper for the exact same food orders!).

McDonald's is one of the worst fast food restraunt's ever. Its not that clean in there and when i went there ive got food poisoning 3 damn times. Their also slow and you order and wait like a 1/2 hour to get your food. Even with no one in front of you its still slow. Its just kind of crazy. If they want to stick by what their slogan says "we love to see you smile" then maybe they should move a little faster and have nicer help working. Just a thought. Their food is also so gross and is like drenched in grease. Nasty. I mean at least Burger King has Veggie Burgers and stuff like that for vegetarians as to McDonald's doesn't.

Queens, NY

Omg is McDs kidding? Okay, the only plus is the new "Shamrock Shake". Its tasty and makes me think of my great grandma who was Irish...no, i dont look Irish...get over it, smh... Now, the ultimate no-no of any restaurant, fast or slow, is the bathroom. (I really hate writing about my potty time, ugh) Why oh why powers that be, burger powers that is, is there no TOILET SEAT on the toilet, and the handicapped stall at that? Excuse me but isnt that gross? I used sanitizer twice, covered with tissue three times. I could have fallen in and drowned...okay too much drama but Come On! this deserves drama! This McDonalds is always busy and Home Depot is a mile away! Does this really need Obama approval? Was the last seat made of gold? Or did it have to be chisled out of Mt Rushmore (marble...more drama)? I had to take a pic, with my receipt as proof that i have BEEN there and didnt want to DONE that! For shame Ronald and for shame Donald today this was not my kinda place....

The best thing about this mcdonalds is its breakfast. The eggs actually have a poached feel to them and the sausage is never overly hard.

So, as all say, mcdonalds is a long lived fad but it pays to find the ones that make it bearable to eat their food!

Queens, NY

OK, so I know you're not supposed to review chains, blah blah blah, but this one takes the cake. Or rather the grossest cake known to man. This is the dirtiest, scariest, sketchiest, nastiest, everythingest McD's EVA. I was always genuinely frightened of it, and I still am! How gross is this place, you ask? Bums won't even sleep in that. now that's impressively gross.

New York, NY

Never would I have imagined that I would give McDonald's such a low rating. But fear not, it's just this location that I can't deal with. You may think that the food tastes the same at all locations but that is not the case. The chicken McNuggets here are about a week old and stale. Gross.
The ONE time I convince my husband to eat Mcdonald's for dinner, they don't bring their A-game. WTF.

We accidentally stumbled into this place after spending too much time in a bar around the corner. The 24 hour sign had mislead us and what seemed to be a curse (they were closed), turned out to be a blessing.
So anyway, as I said, we wanted to go in, and some dude outside told us that they were currently not serving but cleaning. My friend tries to go in (He really wanted that chicken sandwhich!), but the place is deserted. So we stand outside for another minute and another dude comes out saying they are currently taking care of a rat problem.
Ewwww!!!!

New York, NY

An 8 minute wait for 2 Egg McMuffins w/ Cheese at 8:25am on a Weekday is unacceptable! Given that this is the Financial District, everything must be presented on demand. Sure, we can accept a 4 minute wait time but 8 is pushing it.
1 extra star for serving 2 Egg McMuffins w/ Cheese for just $3.00 ($3.26 after tax).
Of course... The following dialog with an employee at this establishment makes me question whether or not to return...
Chun: May I have some Ketchup Packets *Hands over 2 Ketchup Packets) Employee: Here You Go Chun: May I have a few more, possibly 3? Employee: 1 Ketchup Packet for 1 Sandwich *Looks in astonishment as this debate is about KETCHUP Chun: Nevermind, Thanks...
Thanks to you, I now have a bottle of Low Sodium Heinz Ketchup stationed in my cubicle. Everyone knows you can never have enough Ketchup!
Notes on McDonald's: - 2 Egg McMuffins w/ Cheese for $3.00 - Always Crowded! Be prepared to wait

Ac not working very dirty

The lunch crunch wasn't bad at all. Very short wait for Shamrock shake

New York, NY

They deliver.
No, not nutritionally, but they'll actually schlepp your order to buildings nearby. Where else have you seen that?
If you decide to host a wedding here, there's 200 seats to be had, and the food's cheap. Your guests might me confused, but whatever. If Uncle Frank decides he wants chicken instead of fish, their kitchen will crank out his order fast no matter the time of day.

New York, NY

This McDonald's is known as the "fancy McDonalds" because they have piano player, a doorman, granite table tops, and table service. When I walked through the door my monocle fell out of my eye. I thought "ohh my word, this place is even too fancy for me!" Unfortunately, I was woefully under dressed, but they luckily had a tuxedo for me to borrow. As I proceeded up the gracious stair case I admired the imported granite tables, I was impressed to hear piano player playing the moonlight sonata and shit. We were seated quickly in the "orchid room". This room was so fancy it made the Palace of Versailles look like a mere Buckingham Palace. We choose the prix fixe menu consisting of four courses. The first course consisted of a breaded and fried chicken cutlets with a crisp batter. This was paired with a fine vintage Sprite. The second course consisted of frites presented artfully in red cardboard tube with a thick tomato like sauce. The main entree was an enormous sandwich consisting of two patties, pickles, lettuce, and a three layer bun. The "special sauce" included in this sandwich danced over my palate like a ballet. The somellier was helpful throughout this meal. He recommended Coca Cola to complement the complex flavors of our entree. The final course was a desert pastry. It was a crisp and cinnamon apple flavour pastry not unlike those found in the finest bakeries of Paris. Over all this restaurant was the definition of dining excellence, and sophistication. The above is pure fiction. This in all actuality is McDonalds that looks fancy. Its just a McDonalds with the same lousy food you can get anywhere else.

New York, NY

This McD location was the most generous of them all when it came down to handing out the free McCafe iced Mocha during the Summer. I recall people charging at the employees and walking away with two hands full. Needless to say I was one of those TYVM. BTW, I said no whipped cream, spammit! Fine, I'll add a star for that kickass promotion.

Let me see..5 McNuggets for $1 or 20 for over $5. Hrmm..tough call. Now why would they think you can't do math, especially when you are by Wall St? *boggle*
Their fish fillet here is awful - it's nuked and tastes like rubber afterwards. I hear their Angus burger is decent though.

Do people really write reviews of McDonalds'? Well, this one has a piano so on occasion, this is a live music venue. The food is generally served minutes after ordered which must mean it is all very fresh due to the fact that inventory moves so quickly. The staff here wear brets - clearly influenced by the French as evidenced by their French Fries. I often notice that McDonald's employees from other branches come here to order lunch so clearly, this location is superior to others.

New York, NY

Like the Crispy Chicken fingers, sometimes in a salad. There is no more doorman. There used to be 'table' service where someone would set a place for you. I can't remember the last time I had someone do that. Do love their iced coffee. But the piano is still there. And some evenings I will stop by to sip some cofffee and listen. But in the evening the upstairs is closed. A few homeless will meander in so hold your breath and watch your fries.

Kailua, Hawaii

I was babysitting and left with the Mom-van and $20 to take the kids to McD for dinner. This McDonalds has a slide/play place which was being used only by the 2 girls I was with - they had a blast before and after mealtime! That's why I gave 2 stars instead of just one... TERRIBLE customer service! Before you judge me, please know that my very first job at the age of 15 was at McDonalds and I'm always more than kind to McD employees. I ordered myself a grilled chicken sandwich and ended up with a McChicken. No no no - not the $1 menu mystery chicken patty! I was trying to be moderately healthy. I told the guy who was getting my order together that it was incorrect. The guy who had taken my order mumbled something about "that's not what she said" and that was it, they both went on their McWay and ignored me. I saw someone who looked like the McManager and caught his attention, letting him know what was up, as politely as I could. I wanted GRILLED chicken and would be happy to pay for the difference. He didnt' apologize to me at all, just went to the order taker and told him to fix it. Then, Mr. McMumbles said "there are so many grilled chicken sandwiches! #5, #6, #7..." I had to speak up and tell him - ORIGINAL. GRILLED. CHICKEN. I paid the difference like I said I would, although I didn't think I should have to since it was his McMistake, but I didn't want them to do something yucky to my food. The only thing the manager said to him after the whole ordeal was PAY ATTENTION. Nobody said sorry or offered me a delicious McFlurry to compensate for my troubles. Oh well... I got my grilled chicken sandwich, the lettuce was wilted and the tomato was gross. I only ate half. The kids were thrilled to play there, loved the milk, and ate half of their happy meals - which was good for those picky eaters! McDonalds remains a need-to-eat place for me!

Waimanalo, HI

Visit: 6/9/09 - Dinner. Had Quarter Pounder meal. The french fries that came with my meal today were awesome. They must have just came out of the fryer and into my drive through bag. Quarter Pounder was okay. I didn't eat it on my way home so it was not as fresh. Love Micky D fries. Price is always right at McDonalds. I will come back.

Honolulu, HI

I'm telling you, sometimes I get so fucking SICK of eating well. I mean, shit, some of us have our heads stuck so far up Gary Danko's ass that we can taste his fucking liver (it's a delicious acquired taste!) but one can't live on a diet of truffles alone. PERSPECTIVE gives you the power of discernment; you've gotta know both class and crass, otherwise who the fuck are you to say x is "better" than y? This is EXACTLY why I watch Jerry Springer RELIGIOUSLY. And let's face it, this is ALSO why you read my worthless reviews: culture requires barbarism, so pull your fucking nose out of the air and swim in the shit with the rest of us you snob! I guess what I'm trying to say in my typical maladroit, profanity-laced way is: DON'T SHUT YOURSELF OFF FROM EXPERIENCE. Also, I'M A WHORE FOR FAST FOOD, SO FUCK OFF. Anyway, if you want the BEST of the WORST, you should stop by McDonalds. Every morning between the ages of twelve and eighteen Mom would drive me through McDonalds to pick up an Egg McMuffin and a Diet Coke before dropping me off at the back gates of my school. I'd saunter into homeroom at 7.45, say hello to Mr. H, and chow down while listening to the daily bulletin. That's right - EVERY. DAY. It pains my black, perpetually depressed anarcho-poetic heart to say this, but there's a part of me that loves -- NEEDS -- structure, so I held my McMuffin routine close while the winds of adolescent mania swirled about me. Proust had his madeleine; I have my Egg McMuffin. So much change is happening right now at home -- I'm an Uncle, my parents are beginning their long walk off into the sunset, questions of health and well-being are surfacing -- that I felt like a stranger. I needed something familiar; I needed McDonalds. This McDonalds, like the other ones in Hawai`i, has a number of local-style menu choices - satisfactory saimin, portuguese sausage or spam with eggs and rice, McTeri burgers (blech!), deep-fried taro pies (FAR BETTER than the apple pies) -- but it's also the McDonalds of my youth so I of course ordered an Egg McMuffin and Diet Coke. I'm happy to report that nothing here has changed, even though so many things have.

Honolulu, HI

I came here to grab a Mcflurry late one night and decided to go with the M&M variety. The drive through was pretty cool (equipped some type of conveyor belt away from the actual restaurant) and the service was pretty quick. My only issues were: 1. My Mcflurry was not mixed. I mean I was able to do it on my own but still come on. 2. We weren't given any napkins. I guess I should have asked though so I cant really knock this too bad. FREE FREAKIN' WI-FI! Wi-fi at nearby Starbucks gets slow and clumsy when da cafe is full. Wi-fi at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is limited to 1-hour increments (with da added hassle of having to ask for a card at da register dat get one code you gotta plug into your netbook/laptop). Place was packed chock full of high school teenyboppers, college kids, and a few professionals on a Thursday night. More seating available den a coffee shop (2 levels of seating with comfy booths & tables with chairs), cheap food & beverages available to order, and place opens till 10 p.m. all days of da week. Took my Lil' Sis here and totally bypassed Starbucks, CBTL, Border's Books & Music & all of those other places. Who would've thought Mc-ee-dee's would become da "happenin' place" to study? Review #150

Kahului, HI

How awesome is this? I'm the first person to review the McDonald's in Kahului, Maui. My family moved to Maui in 1968 and I remember hamburgers being 25 cents when Maui basically had two fast food restaurants on the whole island . . . McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken. Thank you McDonald's for all those years of happiness . . . from seeing me transition from hamburgers to cheeseburgers and even growing up to big kid level with my first Big Mac. You saved my undeveloped tastebuds from poi and squid and prevented that little white kid from starving to death. Here's to you McDonald's -- I raise my glass to you old friend. Aloha to you and a big hang loose to the hamburglar and grimace

Kahului, HI

I'm not 100% sure this is the exact location of the McD's that we've been to many times - all I know is we stopped there on our way to our hotel from the airport b/c we were starving...and although I eat McD's only about once a year, it was my only immediate alternative to chewing my arm off. Holy COW. (no pun actually intended...) Best McDonald's cheeseburger ever!! But, I was ravenous, so I took the experience w/ a grain of salt (& ketchup). .....on the way back to the airport, we decided to try it again - see if lightning would strike twice - no way McDonald's could end up being one of our favorite meals of the trip! 2nd time: YUM! The bread was perfect - the meat & cheese so juicy & flavorful. It was downright weird. 2nd trip to the island - stuck with our new tradition & pulled over for some cheeseburgers. DING DING DING!!! They blew us away again. And again on the way back to the airport. This is now my 3rd trip to Maui - leaving this Friday...& I'm proud to admit that I'm looking SO forward to McDonalds.